Dumb Porn Names

Guess what time it is… No, it’s not tool time, it’s time for a tirade. Don’t ask me why I had to, but I’ve had to watch around 40ish of your standard, cookie cutter hardcore porn movies. I want to kill myself now. Obviously the whole cheesy porn plots aren’t real - but for the love of god would it be so hard to find pornstars that actually had some sort of chemistry going? Or maybe even ones that could give good blowjobs?

Maybe I’ve been spoiled with all of the amateur porn I’ve been watching, because even if the people there didn’t look as good as some pornstars, they at least are entertaining to watch fuck. I can’t get turned on watching some pornstar get the side of her cheek rammed in a blowjob. What the fuck is that, seriously? Are they trying to make a funny popping noise or what ? I’m pretty sure that most people suck on the cock, maybe even take it down their throats - not the cheek. Unless you’re a squirrel.

Deep breath. Anyway, the other thing that I’m annoyed by is the hand on the hip. I’m sorry dude, but I do not think that half heartedly thrusting your cock into some worn out pornstar pussy while jauntily holding your hand on your hip is the way to go.

I would go into more details, but seriously - how hard is it to find some chicks that actually want to have sex instead of just lay there in retarded positions? Especially some chicks that actually look like they know what they’re doing? Do I really need to break out the milf porn for chicks that have a clue? Sigh. Sorry about the rant. This just sucked bad.