Dumb Porn Names

I’m not sure if I can come up with anything witty enough to match the laughing fit I’m having over Black Tranny Whackers. But this was definitely worth sharing with you all!

Somehow I think these guys don’t quite understand the word redundant. Gay Rainbow Magazine is, as you might expect, flamingly gay, but I really don’t think they needed to add in the whole rainbow thing just to drive the point home. I mean, it’s pretty easy to figure out that it’s gay from the two dudes kissing - but hey, whatever floats your boat.

Uh…wow. I can’t say that I’d go to a site called Mom’s Home Videos and expect to see a bunch of rather beaten up looking “milfs” going at it. I mean, I figured the site was going to be some boring vacation videos, not some boring mature amateur porn. Goes to show what I know, I suppose!

I wonder if the salt water tarnishes her lip piercings?

Yes, it’s random hot chick time - and Sexy Lette is up for, well, being hot. More importantly, she has a unique characteristic that most new porn amateurs simply don’t have - she knows how to smile, and better yet it looks authentic. I know some of you probably want your chicks all pure and natural and innocent (hah) but I happen to like the piercings - means there’s a better chance to get really kinky sex. Of course, that can backfire if really kinky sex means I’m taking a strap on up the ass. That’s just a risk I have to take. Anyway, Sexy Lette is new to the big wide world of weird internet wankers, so stop on by and rub one out to celebrate her upcoming jading.

Round and brown… I wonder if I’m seriously the only one that was thinking about something COMPLETELY different than what the site is actually about. Is it a sign of poor naming or just my addiction to potty humor that leads my mind into such fucked up places?

Oh well, at least I can say that they do have some really nice thick asses over there. Women take note, some guys don’t want some sickly stick thin thing walking down the catwalk, we want a nice thick ass that bounces up and down like crazy when they’re on top riding the cock. Okay that’s the end of this public service announcement.